Herman-Melville

Call me Herm. Yeah, I died in 1891, but, thanks to my new wireless card, am able to blog now.

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I am an American author, best-known for my novels of the sea and my masterpiece MOBY-DICK (1851), a whaling adventure dedicated to Nathaniel Hawthorne. "I have written a wicked book and feel as spotless as the lamb," I wrote to Hawthorne. The work was only recognized as a masterpiece 30 years after my death. TYPEE (1846), a fictionalized travel narrative, was my most popular book during my lifetime. As noted above, I currently am deceased. Recently, however, we got wireless.

Thursday, April 20, 2006

A new Guy-Tries-To-Get-Revenge- Against-A-Whale Story

Shipmates, I think Gus Openshaw's Whale-Killing Journal is the finest guy-tries-to-get-revenge-against-a-whale book published in 155 years. Below, the thoughts of a couple of folks who are probably less-biased. I look forward to hearing what you think.


Kirkus Reviews: A blogger-slash-whaler goes hunting for his prey in the Caribbean-where the waters are shark-infested, the crew is always on the verge of mutiny and absurd plot twists arrive with every other paragraph.

Thomson's raucous comedy of errors is the tale of Gus Openshaw, a worker at a cat-food cannery who spends his summer hot on the trail of the "blubbery bastard" who swallowed his wife, child and right arm. Openshaw obsessively details his pursuit on his blog, and he's a little surprised to learn that his readership knows of other obsessive, one-limbed whalers. ("I've been calling [the whale] 'Dickhead,' " he writes. "Everybody always laughs and says that's a witty reference. Hell if I know why.") Joining him on the trip are a short-tempered, murderous cook, a deckhand who's addicted to hull cleaner, the appropriately named Stupid George (who at one point heaves a harpoon handle-first) and Flarq, a Queequeg-like deckhand who draws "scrimshaws" of the events in the story (illustrations appear throughout). Thomson constantly subverts the narrative by concocting increasingly ridiculous turns of events-Openshaw's sued for libeling Dickhead on his blog, after which he falls for the Princess of Whales, the ruler of a small whale-worshipping island who, in turn, happens to work for a black-market arms dealer who appears at crucial moments with, say, a prosthetic arm, or an F-15 fighter jet. Yet Thomson never loses his grip on the plot-he works hard to make the story hang together logically; the brief, blog-length chapters, meanwhile, keep the jokes punchy and entertaining. If Moby-Dick was a richly symbolic work about the whole of human experience, this is just an assortment of riffs on adventure tales, love stories and human idiocy in general. Thomson is no Melville, but there's no question who's the better gag-writer.

Dumb fun, smartly imagined.

Entertainment Weekly:
Here we have a novel -- could it be the first of its kind? -- purporting to be the reprint of a blog. Gus Openshaw is an absurdist Ahab, a middle-aged cat-food cannery employee who has lost his wife, child, and right arm to a blubbery sea beast-- "he'd be pushing the max if they had Big & Tall stores for sperm whales" -- and who sets sail seeking vengeance. His blog entries describe silly encounters with pirates, a preppy dungeon master, a psychotic cook, the whale-huggers of "Bluepeace," and a nonagenarian navigator, among others. The love interest is his arms dealer's raven-haired intern, who's sold him a remote-controlled robotic giant squid. This is all fairly amusing and entirely inconsequential -- “ an anti-Moby Dick.

John Ol' Chumbucket Bauer, Co-Founder of Talk Like A Pirate Day and author of the book Pirattitude:
Move over Melville! Outta the way, Ahab! In the world of obsessed whalers, Gus Openshaw and his crew of misfits (and that's being kind) are second to none as they chase a rogue whale across the Seven Seas -- pursued by lawyers, pirates, several navies, and a tribe of Caribbean whale worshippers. Keith Thomson (author of the side-splitting novel Pirates of Pensacola) has done it again with this hilarious adventure of a bad-luck captain single-mindedly chasing the whale dubbed 'the Blubbery Bastard' to exact revenge for the loss of his wife, son and arm. Gus Openshaw's Whale-Killing Journal beats the classic Moby-Dick on every count--it's a lot shorter, has more amazing adventures, is far less likely to be assigned as school reading, and is much, much funnier.


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Blogger Casey said...

Wait a minute -- who IS the better gag writer??

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Blogger Herm Melville said...

That part of the review honked me off. I can bring the funny too. I mean, Chapter One of 'Dick, when Queequeg gets into bed with Ish? 155 years and that still cracks me up.

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3:00 AM  
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2:43 AM  
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5:04 AM  
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3:54 AM  
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3:22 AM  
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3:19 AM  
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2:41 AM  
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4:05 AM  
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4:32 AM  
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5:10 AM  
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3:46 AM  
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5:43 AM  
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4:46 AM  
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3:38 AM  
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ツイッターから始まる人間関係!今話題のツイッターなら新しい出逢いがすぐに見つかります

4:58 AM  
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3:18 AM  
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3:22 AM  
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モバゲーを使ってご近所さんと知り合えちゃう!新感覚のコミュニティサービスを利用してみよう

3:35 AM  
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2:43 AM  
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一流セレブたちが出会いを求めて集まっています。彼女たちからの逆援助でリッチな生活を楽しみましょう

2:00 AM  
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4:56 AM  
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2:42 AM  
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2:44 AM  
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4:18 AM  
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流行のモバゲーで友達たくさん!運命の出会いがあるかも!?まだ初めていない人も無料ゲームで遊ぼう

4:08 AM  
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4:32 AM  
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3:50 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

スタービーチで幸せ掴みませんか?楽しめる出.会.いをしたいならここしかない!今までとは一味もふた味も違う出.会.いを体験していきましょう

4:19 AM  
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3:02 AM  
Anonymous モバゲー said...

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4:18 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

スタービーチは誰にでも出逢いという奇跡をもたらしてくれる。スタビで理想の関係作りしてみませんか

3:30 AM  
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3:24 AM  
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2:35 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

日本最大級の出会いコミュニティ「スタービーチ」で探しませんか。素敵な出会いを経験して理想の人と楽しい思い出を作りましょう

4:52 AM  
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5:49 AM  
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4:21 AM  
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4:52 AM  
Anonymous セフレ said...

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4:53 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

最近スタービーチが女の子のコミュニティーサイトで話題中みたい!!夏休み目前ってのもあり登録比率に女性の数が半端ね~、やっぱり夏に一人は辛すぎや~とか思ってたら、暇な娘多すぎ・彼女簡単に出来ちゃった

4:09 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

出 会いを探しているのなら会員数ナンバーワンのスタービーチ!開放的な夏休みはここで新しい出 会いを見つけよう!

3:40 AM  
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3:22 AM  
Anonymous モテる度チェッカー said...

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3:38 AM  
Anonymous グリー said...

グリー発信!!出会い専門SNS誕生、今話題のgreeから出会いをGETしよう。greeにしかできない事が盛りだくさん!!気軽にメールするだけで出会えるサイト・・・貴方の理想の異性と出会いませんか

5:13 AM  
Anonymous gree said...

話題のgreeで新しい出会いを見つけよう!夏休みに入ってヒマしてる女の子が急増中!無料期間中にご近所の女の子をGETしちゃおう

5:41 AM  
Anonymous セフレ said...

セフレを探しているならここ!割りきった体の関係を探している女性と出会いのチャンス!セックス目的なので会ってすぐにヤれちゃいます

2:39 AM  
Anonymous モバゲー said...

モバゲー専門の出会い掲示板が誕生!出会いを求めている方にはオススメのサイトです。幸せな時間を過ごしたい方、淋しい思いをしたくない方はぜひご覧ください

4:34 AM  
Anonymous 逆援助 said...

逆援助でお金持ちになる事が可能なこの時代。セックスのテクニックさえあれば簡単に大金をゲットする事ができます

4:25 AM  
Anonymous スタビ said...

スタビでできる新しい恋・・・素敵な出合いをするならスタビから始めてみませんか?女性に面識のない方でもサポート機能があるから安心してご利用できます。是非一度利用してみて下さい

6:07 AM  
Anonymous SM度チェッカー said...

気になる人の性癖を知ることは、その人に近づく良いキッカケや話題作りに成ります。そんな時にSM度チェッカーを使ってみて下さい。話が合い一気に仲良くなり、どのまま・・・な関係にその日の内に為れるよ。なんと言っても今は夏休みですからね

6:19 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

夏休みに伴い新しくリニューアルのスタービーチです。最近は似たサイトの乱立でイメージ悪化の一途を辿ってましたからここで一新、元スタビ社員による心機一転。これを機会に楽しい夏休みライフを送って下さい

3:52 AM  
Anonymous モバゲー said...

モバゲー出会い掲示板は色々な種類の出会いを扱っております。登録無料で新しい恋の始まる事は確実です

3:36 AM  
Anonymous ツイッター said...

今話題沸騰中!?新感覚出会いをツイッターで体験しませんか?リアルタイムで相手が何をしてるか分かるから、理想の人かどうかが簡単に分かる。貴方の理想の人をGETしませんか

4:24 AM  
Anonymous mコミュ said...

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2:31 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

スタービーチで会える!?理想の異性をGETしよう☆素敵な出会いばかりだから求めている関係も作りやすい!!貴方が求めているのはどういった恋ですか?

2:35 AM  
Anonymous 名言チェッカー said...

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2:19 AM  
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2:08 AM  
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2:48 AM  
Anonymous モバゲータウン said...

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3:46 AM  
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3:30 AM  
Anonymous スタビ said...

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3:05 AM  
Anonymous スタービーチ said...

出会いのシーズン、夏到来!スタービーチでご近所さんと知り合っちゃおう!ひと夏の体験も女の子は求めている

2:35 AM  
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モバゲーでついに出会いができる!?楽しめる出会い、求めていた出会いはココから始まる。素敵な出会いでまずは関係づくりwしていきましょう

2:22 AM  
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2:27 AM  
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3:23 AM  
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2:30 AM  
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2:05 AM  
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2:14 AM  
Anonymous モバゲー said...

今やモバゲーは押しも押されもせぬ人気SNS!当然出 会いを求めてる人も多い!そこで男女が出 逢えるコミュニティーが誕生!ここなら友達、恋人が簡単にできちゃいますよ

2:18 AM  
Anonymous モバゲー said...

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1:09 AM  
Anonymous グリー said...

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1:51 AM  
Anonymous ツイッター said...

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1:56 AM  
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1:50 AM  
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やっぱりグリーなら安心して友達、恋人が探せます。夏休み中の今ならすぐに会えるかも!?素敵な出会いを楽しんでみませんか

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